Robot Mocap Suit Delivers a Painful 2025 Metaphor

Nothing says ’end of 2025’ quite like using a telepresence robot to kick yourself in the junk. The exquisite follow-through, where the robot also doubles over in synthetic agony, is just the chef’s kiss on this whole cursed year. This moment of self-inflicted robotic justice serves as a potent, if painful, reminder of the unerring precision of modern mocap technology.